"swearing is so unattractive."
"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom