My Life Be Like..

triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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rzkk:

god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal 

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom